My Black Book is an online application used to keep track of your sexual adventures. If you at that point where a) you can't remember them in your head or b) a notebook and golf pencil will no longer suffice then perhaps you are part of an elite clan of cool kids than does not include your narrator. I'm guessing you're also the segment of the population that would make good use of the Graphing and Report Generating features.
To which I throw up my hands in outrage. What no Powerpoint? How am I supposed to prep my advisory board at the weekly meeting?
And while were at it, I'm a bit disappointed that I can't generate a bound Annual Nookie Report to distribute to staff and shareholders complete with Executive Bios and SEC Filings. And before you snicker about "penetration in the marketplace," stop. My second-grader sense of humor beat you to it.
I'm going to propose a future edition of this program called Our Black Book for cats like me in serious relationships. Sure, you'll be able to record all your amorous encounters but they'll be a whole section dedicated to optimal snuggling positions, fabulous meals you've shared and pictures of gifts your mate has given you which you don't understand but love anyway because it came from the one you love.
Said book would deadly boring and painful to anyone but you and your partner but to the two of you, it could put the "Our 3rd and 3/4 Anniversary" scrapbooking industry right out of business. Now that's the kind of nookie niche marketing my shareholders can get behind.
Behind? Oh, stop it now! (via Buzzfeed)