- 4 smooth sheets to an Oversleep
- 2 cold hands to a FanOn
- When speaking of stomachs, 1 LateSnack is said to equal 9 stone.
- Laundry as obstacle is only considered such when it can be measured in cubic feet like a snow drift or landfill. Otherwise, please refer to as “a hillock of laundry”
- Trips to the bathroom may be measured in feet (bare or socked), yards (hopefully not back or front) but only rods or gallons if you’re being really gross.
- The number of pints input is directly proportional to number of Regrets (Chemical Symbol OhNo) output.
- Good Intentions (Gis) decrease as Snooze Bars (Sbs) increase. A dozen or more Sbs is commonly referred to as a Pathetic.
- 8 hours = 1 Success
- In olden times a “Sundown” was equal to a null set of Work. All that has changed.