Portland Needs to Stop Kissing My Ass:

Never mind Portland already has Powell's, Reading Frenzy, the Museum of Contemporary Craft and a bar filled with old video games. Now I find out its home to the Zabar's of Donut Shops.

It's as though someone has built a city in the clouds, just to the north, to cater to my every childish whim. And I don't live there.  It 's Kevin's Disneyland.

What next, Portland? A Streets of Fire-themed dance club? The world's largest drive-thru salad bar? Kevin Day every month? IA high speed-bullet train from San Francisco? Let's get to work on that last one (via my friend Anitra)

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I'd celebrate Kevin Day every month! ;)

Aww you're sweet...