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One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man" (2005)

Leonardcohen

Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man (2005): "What I said."

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Visions of Light"

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Visions of Light (1992): "Whenever you feel that movies have nothing left to teach you, see this one."


So Sang Janis:

When in San Francisco, the staff of Kevin Smokler.com highly recommends a trip to see Love, Janis at the Marines Memorial Theatre. Love Janis is a condensed autobiography of the life of Janis Joplin told in a bifurcation of letters she wrote home from San Francisco to her family in Port Arthur Texas and her songs. One actress does the singing, the other the acting. The show uses this duality to probe the difficulty Joplin had with reconciling her private self, (a lonely, proud, self-concious woman from a tiny Texas town) with the superstar she became while still in her early 20s, a conflict, the show whispered, that ultimately killed her.

While this commentator felt lonely and self-concious about his own age while sitting in a room of folk who experienced the 60s instead of hearing about in on classic rock radio, his intrepid companion reminded him that, to most of the audience, Joplin was a lasting memory of their youth. Just as he wouldn't want the audience peeing all over The Brat Pack and The Safety Dance, so should he not begrudge them their nostalgia. As she often does, the intrepid companion spoke wise.

The musicial itself is powerful, sweet and a rockin' good time. Recommended as a fine evening out whether Joplin is memory or history.

Love Janis is playing now at the Marines Memorial Theatre in Union Square in San Francisco.

Gleanings: Diners, Bikes, Lightbulbs and Lady Bloggers

  • Perhaps you can't wait until next year's Tour De France to watch more cycling. According to my sources (Senors Veen and Sarvas), Cycling.tv has some video clips (but essentially requires a broswer custom designed by Bill Gates himself) and OLN Cyclsm Sundays will offer condensed versions of major races. Not much but it's a start.
  • SF Power is a community power co-op offering low cost and free energy efficiency services to certain city neighborhoods. I don't live in one of those neighborhoods but damn, could I use something like this.
  • If you're dying to find out what celebrity you look like (and really, who isn't?), upload a photo to My Heritage and they'll tell you (via Smoke and Ashes).
  • James Fallows tried to live entirely in Web 2.0 for two weeks. A couragous man (via New Media Musings).
  • I was too busy this week to go to either AlwaysOn or Blogher which makes me sad.
  • Roadfood.com is a people-driven guide to diners throughout America. The search is a bit broad but this could potentially blossem into my dream come true (via OJR).

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Clerks II"

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Clerks II (2006): "Doing nothing is what you make of it."


Working on: (7.29.2006)

A short list of my current projects. Also known as the remind-myself-I-have-a-job-even-though-I-work-in-jammies-and-eat-cereal-for-dinner-list.

1. Book proposal continues apace. Got some nice feedback from my agent this week.

2. An article for Fast Company which is turning out to be quite fun.

3. Book reviews for the LA Times and the San Francisco Chronicle. Much reading to be done on the plane out to Lollapalooza this week.

4. Piece for Dailysonic that will have to wait for my return home from Chicago.

5. Consulting for Mental Floss, The Idea Festival and a few private clients.

6. Going to a prom.

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "The Warriors"

Warriors

The Warriors (1979): "A good/bad movie is as enjoyable as a kinda good movie"


The Citizens do The Safety Dance:

I have no good reason why but I love this version of The Safety Dance. Maybe because only one of them knows the lyrics.

Quote of the Day: George Bernard Shaw

"All great truths begin as blasphemies." --George Bernard Shaw (via The Writer's Almanac).

I Speak Again:

I did this commentary for KQED's Perspectives on the closing of several Bay Area independent bookstores. I think I sound like I have a head cold.

Mac Problems: Help?

Anybody had these problems?

1. Mac Powerbook G4 (OS 10.4.7) that will not play sound out of its speakers and crashes any time it tries to download a windows media file

2. iMac G5. Also will not play sound when external speakers are plugged in.

Help a brutha out?

I Speak...

An interview with me on Thoughtcast (podcast about ideas and academics) that I gave last summer during my book tour has been posted. I haven't listened yet. How do I sound?

How's this for a compliment?

Dorothy Parker once remarked that Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald "looked as though they had just stepped out of the sun." (via The Writer's Almanac).

"The End and Dawn of a New Era"

KQED Public Radio

Gleanings: Tour De France, The Big Lebowski, Smoosh and Barney the Dinosaur

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Reel Paradise"

Reelparadise

Reel Paradise (2005): "Is there anything more intoxicating for a movie lover than a movie about a movie lover visiting the ends of the earth to show free movies?"


Quote of the Day: Dorothy Allison

"Fiction is the lie we use to tell the truth in order to learn from the world" --Dorothy Allison

Gleanings: Ozick, Vox, Youtube

  • It's a few months old but I'd feel remiss in not bringing up this review of Cynthia Ozick's new collection of essays "The Din in the Head" which is about our favorite topic here, why the novel is dying a slow death and its all electronic media's fault. As smart as Ozick is, this argument is as dated as the pony cart.
  • USA Today reports that talent scouts are trolling Youtube for the next big thing. I'm clearly in the wrong business (via Micropersuasion).
  • I have no time for Vox. I scarcely have time to breathe.

Gleanings: Lit Mags, Soft Drinks, Clerks and The Safety Dance

  • I don't know or read Jeff Jarvis so this isn't geek loyalty talking but I wonder if the PR industry has any idea how stupid they look when this happens. Memo: There is no "controlling the message" anymore. The Internet is bigger than you will ever be. The goal now is to host the conversation not dictate it.

    Update: "Amanda" is a sham (via Susan Mernit).

  • I'm not sure I would read a soft drink blog but I'm sure someone would (via Matt Haughey).


  • Mental Floss magazine has relaunched their website. Looks fantastic.
  • I love me some Safety Dance but I almost love this interpretation of it more.
  • Where precisely is the joy in running a literary magazine? Good question (via Arts Journal).
  • Playland Not By the Beach is an old fashioned amusement center opening in the Bay Area this fall. It's like my dream come true. I can't wait.
  • Clerks 2 opens this weekend. My generation rises.

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Colors"

Colors

Colors (1988): "Perhaps our favorite movies from 11th grade should stay there."

On Why We Write...

When I speak at writer's conferences, the most common question I get (besides "how do you get published/get an agent/get to be the person speaking at this writer's conference") is "how did you know you wanted to be a writer?"

A hard one. It's a little bit like asking "How did you know she was the one?" The simple, unhelpful answer is "I just knew." I don't get hired to be unhelpful so I usually answer with some long ramble of "Well I was working in Hollywood, then in museums and well, spend a lot of time in bookstores and eh, did I ever tell you about the 900th time I read Stuart Little?"

The real answer is this "I couldn't imagine doing anything else. Everytime I tried to come up with a different job, my excuse was the same. 'But then I wouldn't get to write.'"

We write because we must, because not doing it is like throwing a tarp over the sun. Until I heard this quote from Iris Murdoch on The Writer's Almanac, I didn't have the words to explain it. And now I do.

"Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck."

I'm commiting this to memory. And repeating it a ton.

Working On: 7.14.2006

An infrequent update of my various projects.

Bummer, Man (and Wife):

So I'm driving to the gym today and get stuck behind a powder blue Prius done up in full wedding regalia: Flowers, streamers, "Just Married" in shaving cream. So why is this a big bummer?

The car was wheels up on a truck, getting towed. What a way to begin a life together.

Why I'm Slow:

I've got a million things going on and really trying to concentrate on the proposal for book #2. Hopefully I'll have something for your blogging belly tomorrow.

Quote of the Day: Writerly Humility

I heard this quote today which should remind all writers why we do what we do and that we belong to something much larger than us and our work...

"All I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world." -E.B. White

(via The Writer's Almanac)

Gleanings:

Word of the Day: "Avuncular"

Avuncular: adj "indulgently kind"

Even Franklin's avuncular personality was tested when his nephew Oswald placed his uncle's Febrege Egg collection in the microwave to 'warm it up."

Beach Blogger Babylon:

Earlier this week, the good people at Beach Blanket Babylon asked a bunch of Bay Area bloggers to come see the show as their guests. BBB publicist Charly Zukow had read about my exploits for the San Francisco International Film Festival and asked me if I might coordinate a similar effort for Beach Blanket. I agreed.

BBB is the longest running musicial revue in the world. Begun one early summer as a variety show in the North Beach neighborhood of San Francisco, it was supposed to run six weeks. That was 32 years ago. Beach Blanket has filled Club Fugazi on Green Street (renamed Beach Blanket Babylon Blvd.) Wednesday through Sunday since 1974.

What is it? Basically a giant stew of old rock n' roll songs, pop culture references, bad puns, playground innuendo and giant hats. Asking if it's "good" misses the point. Corny, exaggerated,and loveable, Beach Blanket is simply too content being what it is to criticize. Or dislike. Rationally thinking it through is like trying to explain the appeal of the wind. It's no longer in question. It's a force of nature.

BBB is produced by Jo Schuman Silver, the handpicked successor to creator Steve Silver, who died in 1995. Ms. Silver greeted us bloggers with her staff and crew, many of whom have been with the show 20 years or more. Her cast, after a long day of rehearsal and performance answered our questions, posed for pictures and welcomed this little invasion of citizen media ("The bloggers are coming!") with warmth and kindness.

Ms Silver: Oy, what an angel. Charly had said to me that there are few San Franciscans as nice as Jo which is where my nasty old skepticism creeped in. The women has success the size of an ocean, knows everyone in town and has her work given standing ovations 5 nights a week. How could it not go to her head?

It hasn't. Jo Schuman Silver is as sweet, as generous and as real as they come. She welcomed us all like family into her living room, eager to learn what we were all about, delighted to talk about the show, its history and how creator Steve Silver still inspires them all.

I drove home that night, through the quiet streets of my adopted home. Steve Silver had found a little spot here for the uncomplicated pursuit of zaniness and making people happy. Friends and loved ones carried on his vision both with respect and an eagerness to always stay current and learn. Us bloggers are part of a later era in this city's history, one of risk and self-expression fueled by technology and change. Perhaps before tonight I had thought we were part of two different San Franciscans, the freak-filled 60s and the microchipped 90s and onward. Being welcomed into the home of Beach Blanket Babylon made me feel like we were same city, where hard and fun were not mutually exclusive, where joy and silliness were taken seriously and where the williness to learn and grow from one other, instead of blindly defend our own version this "home on the hill" make San Francisco great.

Herb Caen once said "San Francisco isn't like it used to be and it never was." How right he was. This city, like myth, spreads, evolves, dies and is reborn. Its wonder is that even the constants--the bridges, the cable cars and yes, Beach Blanket Bablyon--both endure and live with us everyday. Under the eaves of their long history, there is room for each of us, room to be part of that history instead of swallowed by it.

I feel like I made a friend in Ms. Silver and her show tonight. I hope to see them all very soon. And though it may seem hoary to say, I thank Beach Blanket Babylon for reminding me, in the words of Tony Bennett why I live here.

"My love waits there in San Francisco
Above the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, San Francisco
Your golden sun will shine for me"

Gleanings: Rocketboom, Songwriting and Freaky Clowns.

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Devil in a Blue Dress"

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Devil in a Blue Dress (1995): "Why is historical Los Angeles more interesting to the people making movies about it instead of the people living there?"


There that night on the 4th of July...

So we've been here before but...

Total Flag Count: 234.

Last Flag: On top of the post office, San Pablo, CA.

The Closing Song: (mp3)

"Washington's Day" by The Hooters

"Did you think I could ever forget
The night by the Arlington Flame?
In the silence I heard it
Through streets so deserted
You whispered and called me by name.

Did you think I could ever forget
That powerful look in your eye?
Where Lincoln stood strong there
You held me so long there that night
On the fourth of July."

Happy birthday, America. I love you even when you disappoint the hell out of me.

Good night.

Poem for the 4th of July

Below is the last stanza of Francis Scott Key's poem "The Star Spangled Banner." It seems to be both celebrating war and pleading for peace. What an American sentiment that is and how appropriate for where we are now as a nation.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

(via The Writer's Almanac).

Reviewing Books:

A book review of mine is up at SFGate.

Solve that Proverb:

"No fist is big enough to hide the sky"

--African Proverb

What does this phrase mean to you? (via On the Media)

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Cars"

Cars

Cars (2006): "When did Pixar downshift from a new discovery to an old shoe?"


One Sentence Movie Reviews: "The Devil Wears Prada"

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The Devil Wears Prada (2006): "Some people are just assholes and it's best not to reward them for it."


Thank you Ben Brown...

Because I'm now completely addicted to Consumating, an ostensible dating site but really an excuse out-clever yourself about 63 times a day. Ben Brown invented the thing like two years ago and sold it to CNET. I'd be jealous if I hadn't basically injected it into my veins already.

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "Glory Road"

Gloryroad

Glory Road (2006): "My father and I agreeing on a movie is a rare yet wonderful occurance."


Gleanings: Bookselling Codes, Cycling, Slapping Senators and Naked Cowboys.

  • I've been asked a couple of times what I think about this exchange between author Barry Eisler and an independent bookstore. What I think: Eisler does not "owe" the bookstore a vow of exclusivity when he comes to town. They promise to host and promote his appearence, he promises to show up, talk about his book and be charming. Both sides fufilled their contract. There's no implied addendum that Mr. Eisler is forbidden from setting foot in or even breathing a word about a visit to a chain bookseller.
  • The Tour de' France begins today. It appears that my favorite rider, Fabian Cancellara, will not be participating this year. Rats.
  • No, No, No. The 2006 election is not a "Referendum on Bush" but about how the Democrats can do it better. "They suck" is not a party platform. Someone knock some sense into Senator Schumer before I have to fly to Washington and do it myself.
  • When did On The Media host Bob Garfield start blogging? That rocks (via New Media Musings).
  • Friends in Chicago, help me out here. I mourn the closing of any picture show but how much sympathy am I supposed to have for a movie theatre that owes $60,000 in taxes? The Roxie here in San Francisco tried to pull these shennanigans, refusing to pay filmmakers and distributors for years on end and then whining that Times are Tough and The Uncultured are Against Us.

    This just in: Stealing in the name of art is still stealing. (via Cinema Treasures).

  • Okay, when did the Naked Cowboy become the Naked Cowgirl? (via David Dylan Thomas).
  • Apple appears to be eyeing the home entertainment market, a move I regard with some trepidation. iPod to computer and back again is a circular transaction. But what if I want my address book on my TV and my cellphone? Will I be updating firmware and buying the newest versions of each piece of equipment every six months? (via Tigerbeat).
  • The first mandate of RSS Days should be "Please explain RSS to your grandmother without using the words "markup" or "format." Then I'll listen (via Waxy).
  • Nice write up of LibraryThing.com in the Wall Street Journal. I'm a big fan as I can spy on and thank the folk who own my book. Pathetic. I admit that.

Word of the Day: "Loquacity"

Loquacity: adj. Very talkative.

From the Latin "loqux" which means "to speak"

Used in a sentence:

"Jerome's lack of loquacity at last night's dinner party had his date mistaking him for the china hutch."

One Sentence Movie Reviews: "A Chorus Line"

Achorusline

A Chorus Line (1985): "One' spectacular closing number preceded by 90 minutes of unconnected song does not a movie make."


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