Burning Joe:

Java Log may be the answer to my prayers. I've got this phat phireplace in my house but I stink at making fires. There's no easy source of wood and kindling nearby (unless you count fallen branches in Golden Gate Park, which I don't) and I, though I don't know for sure, I gotta believe that most artifical logs are about good for the environment as an open air torching of a sofa.

Java Log is a log make from spent coffee beans. Burns clean, smells like Sunday morning and moves waste (in this case residue from instant coffee companies) back into public use.

Winnings all around. I got one this afternoon.