The Second Coming of Satan:

The Encyclopedia Satanica is an “unofficial” sequel to writer Ambrose Bierce’s 1911 classic The Devil’s Dictionary, a collection of forked tongue-in-cheeck definitions of common words. Example…

Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

A guy named Matt Schutt has put this thing together, two definitions per letter of the alphabet, with an essay following each. I give the dude credit. He’s got a fleet-footed sense of humor and a lot more ambition than me.

What I Do:

Everybody probably gets asked this question a lot and, until recently, I’ve a hard time saying I’m a writer. I got paid to write something when I was 16, nearly 15 years ago and have contributed to a number of newspapers, magazines and journals since. But it was usually a hobby activity, a quiet talent I pulled out when I had to that also helped me in the jobs I found myself in.

For the last four years, I ran a non-profit online community for book lovers called Central Booking. I retired from doing CB in February of 2003, because the pull of greater opportunities was too strong to resist. Strongest of al was the chance to write professionally in a way that I defined for myself, to call my self a writer and like the sound of it.

Below is a list of my current projects…

Dial Tone:

Twentieth Century Fox has delayed the November 15th release of the movie Phone Booth because of its vague resemblance to the recent sniper attacks in Washington D.C.

I’m pretty disappointed since the Phone Booth trailer rocked (and like a bunch of cowards, Apple Trailers seemed to have pulled it) and reminded me more of Miracle Mile, an overlooked Cold War gem in which Anthony Edwards (post-Top Gun, pre-Northern Exposure) idly picks up a ringing pay phone and hears that Russia has launched a nuclear missile that’s heading right for Los Angeles.

I suppose this makes sense from a financial standpoint. After all, who wants their film blacklisted by the headlines? But if Fox or any other studio had a wit of marketing creativity, they’d use Phone Booth’s sudden relevance (Colin Farrell plays a New York wheeler-dealer who answers a phone booth call. On the other end is Kiefer Sutherland, a sniper who will kill Farrell if he tells anyone what’s going on) to their advantage. How about news stories about the psychological profile of a sniper, a tie-in with America’s Most Wanted?

Alas, no. Fox is only saying the movie will be released at some point but doesn’t say when (via DT).

Off the Richter Scale:

Litquake rocked. It’s hard to tell when you’re on the ground floor of the operation, making sure everyone arrives on time, the chip bowls are filled and the sound system turned on. But about three hours in, which my feet aching from trotting between authors, volunteers and staff, I did stop and say “Man, I hope this is how we all pictured it would go.”

Apparently it was. Nearly 70 Bay Area authors read at three venues throughout the day. The author party had them all in one room, including several who couldn’t read but came by to show their support. The closing party at the Edinburgh Castle, had lines snaking around the block. One of our PR mavens, who knows a lot more about these things than I do, called it one of the biggest cultural events in San Francisco this year.

Somewhere they had room for lil’ ole me. My official role was keeping track of sponsor accounts and alliances with community literary groups. But on the day of, we’re all common laborers. There were several times over the last three months that I cursed myself for getting involved in something like event planning which I clearly knew nothing about, several times I hated having to say “after Litquake” to friends, family and exciting career opportunities. But somewhere around hour 11, tired beyond the point of reason, I was wedged somewhere between Amy Tan and Rabih Alameddine in pleasent conversation. Earlier I had received an invitation to speak at a class at Stanford. My Litquake boss Jane had just told me that she was “blown away” by the work I put in. Suzan and her sister were coming by the closing party for a drink. And my whole being was lit up like a firefly with possibility.

So now I’m back. I missed my blog and writing each day. Sorry I was gone but I’d say it was probably worth it.

The ‘Rules’ according to Kevin

My review of Rules of Attraction is up at Filmcritic.com. I worried after the screening that I was just grouchy and everyone else would love it. At least Roger Ebert agrees with me.

It’s an ok review. It’s been years since I wrote film reviews (thank you, Chris Null, for overlooking that) and I think I’m tentative and prissy with the format. I found myself using the word “artistic” at least four times in the last piece with makes me sound like a third-rate Clement Greenberg instead of, well, me. Hopefully, I’ll grow into it. And forgive myself before then. Hopefully.

AWOL?

Hey sorry folks I haven’t been around to post the last few days. I’m on the organizing committee of Litquake and it’s kicking my ass. But it’s all over Saturday night so then I can be a postin’ fool. Incidentally, if you’re in San Francisco this weekend and dig books, come by Litquake. 65 authors in one room, reading in 10 minute segments. And it’s free.

R.I.P AL Daily:

Arts & Letters Daily is gone, a victim of too little money and the inevitable end to the good will of their contributors. I will miss it terribly and shiver at the ever widening void of weblogs for humanities geeks. Or maybe I just haven’t found them yet. Well, one of the editors at AL Daily has started Philosophy & Literature which looks like a good start.